A NOBLE HOUSE OF P99 GREEN
We are Ironborn. We're not subjects, we're not slaves. We do not plow the field or toil in the mine. We take what is ours.
<Keepers of Kedge>
An ancient order has been reborn with double Kedge Robe drops today. Bababooey, once the Master of Coin, is now the guild Fool...explains a lot since he does not have a robe.
Give me a few good men & I'll impregnate the bitch
Our culture and customs are simple: we pride ourselves in our teamwork and selfless nature. What makes our great house different than the others? Our Maester, Graces, was summoned to work this week while camping the Manastone over the weekend...but that was not the end. While you may beg your house for help with such a great task, our soldiers offer their services up willingly like a brothel. While this wasn't the first, this one was the sweetest.
Crown of the 7 Kingdoms
Donern participated in his first raid since becoming a sworn brother and was handsomly rewarded with a Crown from the false king, Tranix. Sadly, one of our most tenured soldiers was embarrassed by Tranix - therefore it is tradition for those to be publically shamed. Ironborn faced some minor speed bumps at Rokyl, but all three giants were slain and many lessons were learnt.
King Tranix is no king of ours.
King Tranix claimed war upon the Iron Islands when we refused to bend the knee. We took 9 of our best men and showed him and his bannerman what happens when you wage war upon the Ironborn. No clerics, no monks, no problem - we made it work.
We are a sea people
A wise man once said, "give me a few good men and i'll impregnate the bitch". Ironmen have been feasting on sushi for weeks on end.